okay, and here i am, convinced i will never have interwebz again, and that actually sounded pretty appealing. i dunno. the internet is lame but there is this fucking incessant ticking sound and going to sleep wouldn't even be possible if i wanted to. so, boredom coupled with sheer paranoia leads me to the warm glow of the screen.
i brought a dead cat to the dump today.
those of you who haven't seen me on planet reality, i'm a smallish young lady with a mohawk and some zits i grew recently, this combined with well, not exactly a baby face, but the type that hasn't really outgrown the awkward disproportion that seems to affect those in middle school.... put simply, i look like i'm 13 fucking years old. (meaning i'm going to finally be done getting carded for smokes at age 35, the rate i'm going)
the only vehicle i had to accomplish this bizarre and grim chore was a large truck. i have never driven it before and thus have no idea how big it is, so i was driving like an elderly woman on speed, as i drive far too fast but was terrified when parking the fucker.
there is a fucking roadkill cat(NO I DID NOT HIT IT) in the back. in a motherfucking bucket.
see, this poor creature was hit outside the home of my dad's girlfriend's mother, (i hate hate hate explaining stuff like that, i dunno, i realized i was white trash when i figured out how to open beer on my belt buckle, but "fourth cousin by marriage to Jeb" and shit annoys me greatly, i don't like having to say more than like, one degree of relationship argh)
lovely black cat a day or two ago, now a pile of fur with some guts making a magnificent trail...and i guess she's(DGM) old and shit and they didn't want her to see it, everyone was busy and they wanted the thing gone, i woulda rather buried it out in the woods but i couldn't find a box and they wanted the bucket i shoveled the cat-mess into back, and also, they told me to bring it to the dump, sometimes it's just better to not ask questions about stupid shit like that, and do it.
big question.... how in the fuck did i manage to not get pulled over?! :O